Top Commentators Widget Added

After putting this off for far too long, I finally decided that is was time to give my loyal commenters some link love! Just comment your way on to the list and you will be able to get yourself a free PageRank 3 link :)

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101 Things to do When You Have No Internet

A list of 101 things to Do when the Internet just isn’t an option :)

  1. Learn a Card Trick
  2. Play Solitaire
  3. Learn How to Touch Type
  4. Go Swimming
  5. Tidy Up Your Room
  6. Rename Your Collection of 10,000 Photos
  7. Defragment Your Hard Drive
  8. Go to the Gym
  9. Go Jogging
  10. Bake Fudge Brownies
  11. Have a Picnic
  12. Watch a Movie
  13. Have a Nap
  14. Mess Around With Photoshop
  15. Update Your Address Book
  16. Organize Your Documents
  17. Lie in the Grass and Watch the Clouds
  18. Write in a Journal
  19. Drink 8 Cups of Water
  20. Learn How to Cook
  21. Learn How to Dance
  22. Read a Book
  23. Visit a Graveyard
  24. Get in Touch With Old Friends
  25. Look Through Your Old Yearbooks
  26. Give Out Free Hugs
  27. Figure Out the Meaning of Life
  28. Watch TV
  29. Organize Your Bookmarks
  30. Arrange Your Library Using the Dewey Decimal System
  31. Clean All the Monitors Around Your House
  32. Play Some Sports
  33. Count From 1 to a Million
  34. Just Lay Back and Chill
  35. Go to the Beach
  36. Meditate
  37. Walk Around Town
  38. Get in Your Car and Keep Driving Till You Run Out of Gas
  39. Clean Up Your Garage
  40. Wash Your Car
  41. Study For an Upcoming Exam
  42. Learn How to Make an HTML Webpage
  43. Make an HTML Webpage
  44. Uninstall Useless Programs Taking Up Valuable Space
  45. Play Racing Games and Lose the Race on Purpose, Every Time
  46. Go to a Zoo
  47. Go Outside and Take Pictures of Random People
  48. Mow the Lawn
  49. Open a Dictionary and Learn 100 New Words
  50. Make a Prank Call
  51. Type “bush hid the facts” in Notepad and Try Not to Act Amazed When it Disappears
  52. Try Renaming a Folder Into “con”
  53. Keep Trying…
  54. Call a Friend and Ask Him What to Do
  55. Find Out What All the Buttons on Your Keyboard Do
  56. Open the Registry and Delete All the Entries Starting With the Letter “a”
  57. Re-Install Windows Vista After You’ve Messed it Up
  58. Slap Yourself For Using Vista in the First Place
  59. Blame Politics and Global Warming
  60. Open “about:robots” With Firefox and Press the “Try Again” Button
  61. Press the “Please Do not press this button again.” Button
  62. Ask Yourself Why It Disappears and Nothing Happens
  63. Take a Shower
  64. Eat Something
  65. Treat Yourself to a Fancy Dinner
  66. Play the Pre-Installed Games on Your Mobile
  67. Count the Number of Cars That Pass by Your Window Each Minute
  68. Arrange Your TV Channels
  69. Comb Your Hair
  70. Take Something Apart
  71. Put it Back Together
  72. Read Your Computer’s User Guide, For the First Time
  73. Call Your Internet Provider
  74. Ask them What’s Wrong With Your Connection
  75. Understand All the Network Jargon They’re Saying
  76. Dismiss Everything They’re Saying as Gibberish
  77. Play a Board Game
  78. Invite Friends Over
  79. Read a Newspaper
  80. Watch the News
  81. Look in the Mirror and Try to Act Cool
  82. Write an eBook
  83. Do Your Homework
  84. Buy a Metro Pass and Keep Going Back and Forth All Day Long
  85. Smile at a Random Person on the Street
  86. Watch Titanic For the 15th Time
  87. Hide Behind Bushes and Scare People
  88. Go to a Mall and Sit on a Bench While Staring at a Fixed Point for the Whole Day
  89. Teach Your Old Dog New Tricks
  90. Roast Marshmallows
  91. Create Your Own Black Book
  92. List All Your Friends and Family Members in it
  93. Accidentally “Lose” the Book at School/Work
  94. Ask Yourself Why You Didn’t Just Go to an Internet Cafe
  95. Rearrange Your Desktop Icons
  96. Synchronize All the Watches You Have
  97. Think up a Clever List of Comebacks For Your Teacher/Boss
  98. Open a Blank Page in Your Browser and Repeatedly Press F5
  99. Cry Desperately
  100. Open Videos and Images Using Notepad
  101. Write a List of 101 Things to Do When You Have No Internet

I’m sure that by the you’re finished doing those things your connection will be back!

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11 Tips on How to Run a Killer Blog Contest

Blog contests are awesome, they rake in tons of inbound links, easy subscribers, and quick traffic to your blog. Not only are they beneficial to both you and your blog, but they also give your readers a chance to win some fantastic prizes and show that you care about them. However, if not done properly, blog contests can bring in equally or even worse negative results…

If your contest doesn’t spread like wildfire, current sponsors won’t bother donating any prizes for future contests and it will be extremely difficult convincing others to sponsor anything as well. That’s why it’s up to you to heavily promote the contest and make sure the sponsors get a lot of free exposure.

Or maybe you’re having trouble finding sponsors in the first place, nobody will bother entering a contest with three prizes that are pure garbage with an estimated value of $10. Ask around on forums and Email sponsors of recent contests asking them to sponsor your upcoming contest, that usually works :)

It’s also your job to ensure that the winners receive their prizes on time and that the sponsors don’t “forget” to provide them. Your readers don’t want to hear any excuses, all they want to see is that package in their mailbox and it’s up to YOU to make it happen.

But once again, a well planned contest with some fabulous prizes can lend a really big hand in taking your blog to the next level. The amount of low quality contests these days has seriously started to bug me, so if you’re planning on holding any contests soon, scan through my list first, you just might find out something you hadn’t thought of before ;)

1. Contest or Competition?
The first thing you have to decide on is whether you want to have a contest or competition. Basically, the only difference is that in a contest, winners are randomly chosen, but in a competition, the winners are chosen based upon the number of points they collect. In my opinion, competitions produce much better results since people usually work harder when they know that the first place is completely up to them.

You can award points to contestants based upon specific tasks they complete, eg. posting comments on do-follow blogs with your blog URL and anchor text. You can give different tasks different points based upon the difficulty of and several other factors you choose.

2. Search For Prizes With a Minimum Value in Mind
Before you go out and start looking for sponsors (unless they already came to you), setting a minimum value for the prizes will help make your life a lot easier. Keep the minimum value reasonable, if you’re running a contest in celebration of reaching 50,000 subscribers, then I don’t believe that a text link worth three dollars is very appropriate. When you send out Emails to potential sponsors or ask for prizes on related forums, stating the minimum value of the prize will save you a lot of time and headaches.

Remember, the more valuable the prizes are, the more contestants you’ll have, but it also means more work for you in finding people willing to sponsor expensive prizes.

3. Make the Contest Easy to Join
No matter how good the prizes are, if you make it difficult for people to join, they simply won’t! The same goes for competitions, if contestants are required to create ten thousand blogs, get them indexed by Google, AND then link to your blog with a certain anchor text to obtain one point, don’t count on a large turnout.

4. Contests Are All About Having Fun!
Not only are contests a way to show appreciation toward your readers, but they are also about having fun. I have seen blog contests ranging from adding a caption to an image to producing the best Photoshopped image of John Chow. The contestants had fun, showed off their Photoshop skills and creativity, AND were given the chance to win some smashing prizes!

Most contests held on internet marketing/making money blogs nowadays are only focused on the blog, not on the contestants themselves. To gain points, contestants must subscribe to the blog via Email (regardless whether or not they are already subscribed via a feed reader), make a blog post about the contest, link to the blog with the specified anchor text, and do so many other useless boring things.

When was the last time you saw a photography magazine holding a contest requiring contestants to promote the magazine to their friends and family? The point is, keep it fun, for you and your readers!

5. Make Sure You Have the Prizes BEFORE the Contest Starts
No matter how trustworthy the sponsors are, sometimes they simply forget about you and your contest the minute they’ve gotten their share of free promotion. Maybe they really do have a bad memory, but it’s still your job to ensure that the prizes are in your possession BEFORE the contest starts, be it eBooks, Software, or tangible products.

When a winner is chosen and he doesn’t find his Nintendo Wii in his mailbox one week later as promised, he will be after you and not the sponsors! If sponsors are worried about you misusing the products or running off with them, then you’re better off dealing with people that actually do trust you!

6. Give Out All the Necessary Details
You don’t want to be bombarded with questions about the contest the minute you publish the article, nor do you want to end up with hundreds of unacceptable entries. This can all be avoided by simply giving out all the details and rules in the same post as the contest article. Even if it may seem pretty obvious to you (eg. no blackhat methods allowed), it might no occur to others might or they might use the excuse that you didn’t mention anything about no blackhat methods being involved.

7. Take it Easy :)
Remember, contests are all about having fun, so try to keep them as fun and simple as possible. If you know that the entries are going to take days to sort through and judge or involve some other kind of time consuming work, you’re better off using another idea for you contest. Just chill :)

8. Don’t Keep Track of the Entries, Let the Contestants Do That Themselves
I know this tip might seem a bit weird, but seriously, don’t keep track of all the points each contestant has, tell them to do it themselves. If they really want to win, then I’m sure they won’t have a problem keeping track of all the things they’ve done to gain points and then send them over to you when the contest ends. Just tell them to send you an Excel file with all the details one day before the contest ends so you can tally up all the points and select the winner.

9. Don’t Postpone The Contest’s End Date
Whatever happens, do NOT postpone the contest’s end date! When you tell your readers that the contest is going to end on Saturday, then you end it on Saturday!

10. Tell Them When The Contest Ends
I occasionally stumble upon contests that do not mention an end date anywhere in the post. This can either be because the blogger simply forgot to include the end date, or because he’s simply a greedy person who wants the largest amount of people to join. Either way, most people will not join if they don’t specifically know when the contest will end, so be sure to tell them if you want them to participate.

11. When Will the Results Be Published?
Now that the contest is over, everyone is waiting for something much more important… the results! Just tell your readers when you’ll be publishing the results and that will definitely make them subscribe to your blog and keep coming back to your website on the big day to see whether the results are up yet.

People don’t like feeling left out, especially if they’ve gone the extra mile in participating in the contest, don’t make them feel that way.

Bonus Tip: Do NOT Tell Them to Stumble the Contest Post
Something I have seen several bloggers do is tell their readers to Stumble the contest post. I don’t know why, but that definitely isn’t clever! You see, StumbleUpon is a network of over five million users, and getting your post Stumbled a hundred times might help the first few hours, but eventually it will be voted down and will disappear with the rest of the spammy submissions.

Sure, it might get you a few thousand visitors, but once it spreads out and more Stumblers see it, you’re doomed. Stumblers don’t like being told what to Stumble, especially if there are incentives to doing it. Of course, this is just my opinion based upon past experiences, but you might get lucky, right? :twisted:

As you see, it doesn’t take thousands of dollars worth of prizes to throw a killer contest, just some basic guidelines and you’ll be alright! I don’t plan on holding a contest until I reach 500 subscribers which is a pretty important milestone in my opinion, but! When I do hold a contest, I guarantee that it will blow away every single one out there. Although, I might hold a few mini-contests every now and then, you know, the usual ad spots and reviews, something simple :)

What do you think are some of the key essentials to a successful blog contest? What are some of the things you dislike about all the blog contests nowadays?

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Enough With All The Blog Contests!

I recently reached 100 subscribers, thanks to everyone that subscribed!

We’ve all seen them, the blog contests with thousands of dollars worth of prizes and other priceless items. All you have to do to be entered into the contest is subscribe to the feed (even though you’re already subscribed via RSS), blog about the contest, Stubmle the post, and promote the blog through multiple other ways. You get a chance to win some great prizes, the blog gets some free exposure, and the sponsors become famous, so far so good, right? Wrong!

Is it just me, or does it seem that more and more blogs nowadays are overdoing the whole blog contest thing? Some have even gone to the extent of having monthly contests where readers get the chance to win cheesy prizes ranging from expired domains to free advertising on dead blogs.

Don’t get me wrong, blog contests are great and everything, but sometimes people just don’t know when to stop. Yes, I do know that they generate tons of links and free exposure, but when you start holding too many contests, the prizes will eventually decrease in value and end up doing more bad than good. Sure, you might get yourself an easy 20 subscribers, but why not focus on obtaining valuable and long term loyal readers instead?

Just something I had to get off my chest, as it really has become annoying seeing the number of blog contests lately. If you really want to know how to hold a killer contest then stay tuned for my next post :)

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Buzz Theme Officially Released

After a long and eager wait, the WordPress Buzz Theme has officially been released! All themes need their own list of snazzy features and extras, the Buzz Theme is no exception :)

Features:
- WordPress 2.6 Compatible
- Valid XHTML + CSS
- Widget Ready
- Clean & Simple Design
- Compatible on All Major Browsers (IE, Firefox, Oprah, Safari)
- Unique Design
- Customized Search Page
- Search Engine Optimized
- Extremely Fast Loading
- 125×125 Banner Ads
- Customizable Tabs
- Feedburner Email Subscription
- Much More!

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